my sweetie. (:
HAHA! I Know what you guys are thinking! Got you all once again. =P (and for those who got the joke within this joke, good for you! =D)
No, i'm not attached yet! =P
For those who dont already know it (YOU SLOWPOKES!), yours truly has got a Motorola Pink RAZR v3 and to clarify things once again, it is NOT gay to own a pink phone, wake up you 5th century tribespeople. bah. So don't give me that You-are-so-damn-gay-owning-a-pink-phone-and-i-shall-give-you-the-you-are-so-damn-gay-owning-a-pink-phone look ok? morons.
Bah, on to topic 2. Please flip to page 86 of your stupid pink textbooks.
As you can see from the topic of today, and i'm sure you all already know (i'm so sure because i don't think idiots know how to type alano.blogspot.com on their internet explorers), it is the year of the dog. And as lovely as it can be, what a bitch year it has been for me. Although technically speaking it has only been 35 days of the year, but whatever!
It wasn't a very good start of the year. I shan't say why. You'll know why if you're close to me. So if you don't know why, you know why. HAHA!
Well i thought it'll be a good year, looks like it hasn't been. So hopefully it will be for the next few months. But the good parts won't start yet, until the dreaded 14/2 passes. Cos i know it's still gonna be a bad year for me on 14/2. Bah. Save this pathetic excuse for a being. I feel like i'm indebted to my heart and brain (and arms and legs and nipples and stomach and nostrils and hair, or what's left of it) for making them pump and work so hard for such a loser like me. Sorry!
Heart and brain: Its ok!
Thanks, i feel better now! *jumps in jubilation and does a 360 degree headspin*
Ok, don't start to comment on that, can't you just let me dream that i can actually breakdance?
Bah.
Dogs are one of my greatest weakness. ( I have so many, it could rival the number of pieces of paper in the National Library) I love these cute amazing creatures sent to us by as justin would put it, The Big One Up There. So yeah, why must the year of the dog start off on the wrong paw? Bah.
I know someone else who loves dogs too, i think even more than me! HAHA. Weirdly, she only loves their heads. *shrugs*
HOHO. I'm gonna get smacked up down right left centre inside out again.
Christmas and Chinese New Year was good. Particularly the respective celebration dinners. Of course, with the wonderful company I had, who wouldn't enjoy it. I'll take this opportunity to thank you all for the great friendship! You guys know who u are. =)
So, yeah i shall end off this post with a advertisement.
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Ah you get what i mean.
Save the boss!!
TATA!
You better treat her well or i'll chop your head off i promise.