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by alano, the huachi
I WAN TO KILL QI YI WU.
YES
SA SHI QI YI WU!
there was a recent survey conducted by a reputable agency; AIADREFWISDOWHFWR Pte Ltd (read alan is a damn rui en fan who is so damn obssesed with her for whatever reasons pte ltd) and results have shown that all asian men from countries starting with S located below Malaysia and aged between 17 to 19 years of age whose names starts with A and ends with N and has a surname that is the opposite of high, studies at polytechnics in singapore that starts with T and whose hobbies include rotting at home and obsessing over female celebrities that other men have no interest in are really really obesessed with a budding female celebrity known as RuiEn. Though research has also shown that no reason whatsoever has been found as to why this group of people are so obsessed with her.
Ya so as you can see from that survey, so many people idolise RuiEn and would literally die to be in 715's shoes when she confessed her feelings for him. Of course, it is all just a darn stupid show! BUT as obsessive fans of celebrities know, there is no clear line between reality and fantasy and their brains have been brainwashed.
Ok as of now, i am pretty sure 64.28% of you readers out there have absolutely NO idea what jibberish i am jibbering about. The remaining 35.72% have already left after reading 2 lines of this post. I shall now enlighten the 64.28% of you all and spare you from further torture. In today's episode of Beyond the Axis of Truth II, RUIEN CAME ON SCREEN. (at this point, tat ming will think dirty, as usual.) She stars as an adopted kid of this freaking sadistic doctor alongside another adopted son of the freaking sadistic doctor, which is the stupid 715, whom i conclude:
1. Either he is dumb.
or
2. He is gay.
Anyway, ruien likes 715 and he rejected her and all the shit and the freaking sadistic doctor (FSD) who is supposed to be her Ganbaba, looks like he has an obsession about his gannuer, with hidden spy cams in her room and looking so pervertic whenever he looks at her and all, (which kinda reminds me of how i look when i see ruien too) and ya, blah blah blah.
I can assure you i would die to be in his shoes.
Ok, now i think either
1. I sound scary and weird.
2. I sound like a desperate kid who still has wet dreams about girls
3. I sound like someone who has no idea what he is blogging about
or all 3 of it.
K i shall stop this nonsense/crap/porno fantasy.
On to another issue altogether. After much pondering and mind boggling nights, I have decided to go for the Global Citizenship CDS to Bintan under SAA because:
1. Linggie and Kazooooooooooooooooooooooooooomi are going.
2. I am honoured that Alvin recommended me to Lawrenz.
3. Avril is going.
Lolz. Nah, just joking about point 3. Haha, just in case she thinks im a freaking desperate pervert who is so obsessive with her, considering my earlier porno-style post about Ruien. So ya, at first i was quite hesitant considering it would set me back by a freaking $340 buckaroos. That's ALOT of shoes, clothes, accessories, bags, food, presents, bus rides and 680 Porn Videos that i can rent. Ok i shall STOP sounding like a DESPERATE PERVERT.
STOP SOUNDING LIKE A DESPERATE PERVERT you... you.. DESPERATE PERVERT!!! AHHHH! *screams with mouth and eyes wide open*
Ok ya anyway, after attending the tutorial and getting to know the other 20 odd people that i would be spending my 8 nights with, i have decided to go! It's quite cool to be given the chance to give a helping hand to the less fortunate and i should be grateful for this opportunity to serve my country and community and to help bind ties with Singapore and Indonesia.
-The above sentence was written intentionally just to make the government people think that this blogger is a good citizen who is not racist and loves the country =D -
Ya. *beams proudly*
Anyway, i am really looking forward to spending my 8 nights with the few others as i think they are very interesting people. They include:
1. Shawn, our year 1 Junior, whom I have no idea why he talks with a slang sometimes. But he's cool. And handsome, just like all HTM guys are. Talking about that, I am quite jealous of HTM guys. Why are ALL OF THEM so handsome. Haiz. It's not fair. *shakes head*
2. Avril, Maisie, Cynthia, Faith, Kelly, Su, my fellow HTM girls but not close to and its a good opportunity to know them now. (No tat and jodin, they are not in order of whom i lust after. I am not a DESPERATE PERVERT. hoho.)
3. Fandi and Shakirin (sp?) whom are totally the kind of Malay guys that would make the racist and stereotypical people be put to shame. These 2 wonderful guys are great representatives of the good Muslim Society we have out there. They got standard one k. Looking forward to working with Fandi too.
4. The indian guy i forgot his name. He's cool and friendly.
5. DongMing. He looks like a nice guy.
6. This girl who looks like MoXiaoLing and always calls me BaiZhanJi and keeps taking pictures.
7. This other girl who keeps giggling and laughing and looks like the Scream guy when she pulls her mouth wide open.
Ya, tats a handful. It looks fun. Hope it is.
I miss the secondary peeps. Rickson, ZhiXian, Chong-U, Norman, Kaiming, Ali-F, Kohji blah blah. Heck i even miss the poly people too - J, Chong-Hu, Roy and ya of course Zat.
Hope i can see them soon.
Angel keeps asking me to link her on my blog. I shall be mean and not do so! muahahhaha. She freaked me out during last night's conversation. I shall spare all your lives and leave out the details. I am seeing a psychiatrist to cure the trauma and shock i have undergone.
I miss you.
To end off this absolutely nonsensical post with lots of lists, I shall attempt to replicate the above sentence by imitating the people that many of you all simply can't stand. Kids, please do NOT try this at home. (You can try it anywhere else though, i only said home.
Be warned.
dearx i miss euu. euu noe anorrt. lub euu kk? hehe. *-~^^m u a c k s^^~-*
and you know sometimes i really do think i'm a Desperate Pervert at times. oh wells. nvm la. as long as euu all still lub me horxx? heehee.
-~`*a l a n o l u b e u u t o o**~-