You Raise Me Up
by alano, the sleepy
A gooooooooddddd morning ladies and gentleman boys and girls children of all ages! Welcome welcome welcome to alano.blogspot.com and I am here now blogging to all my fans when i'm supposed to have class now. See the amount of sacrifice I am willing to make for all my beloved fans; you!?! Aren't you touched aren't you touched?
*millions of fans on the floor below me bowing and screaming their heads off while i wallow in the limelight and atmosphere grinning from ear to ear and waving excitedly at my millions of fans*
Thank you thank you my pleasure! I love you guys! and girls! and lesbians! and gays! I'm not sexist or sexualist! Thank you thank you!
*SLAPS*
ouch.
kk. i'm sorry for not being able to even fantasize for one minute bitch. ugh.
*SLAPS*
ouch!
DO I HAVE TO TYPE IN CAPS TO SHOW YOU THE DEGREE OF PAIN INCURRED?
*SLAPS*
OUCH!
ok happy now?
bah.
K tat was one whole chunk of nonsense! Woo. Aren't you pissed at me that after reading for so long, it was all nonsense? Wahahha.. I'm so crappy i could drown myself in those shit.
xx-hAHahahAHa-xx
HAHA. Can you believe i used to be one of those people who tYpeS liKe tHiS? sEriouSly.. iTS quIte fUn.. TrY it.. bUt tAkeS A whiLE tO mAStEr. hEex.
HAHA Shiok not jodin?
Ok i'm supposed to have 9am ticketing and reservations class now but i woke up at 9am. how lovely. hope i can get a make-up session on friday. then i can learn how to apply mascara, lipstick, foundation, eyeshadow and how to wear a bra.
Oh? They don't teach you how to wear a bra in make-up sessions? damn! I thot i could see some boobies! HAHA.
Which brings me to my first topic. Yesterday in the lift at Cineleisure, there was this group of 3 guys, as usual, NS Dicks i think, who were talking about America's Next Top Model being the only show in tv that shows boobs and asses. They were so excited talking about this particular episode where the model showed half her ass.
Get a life.
If u want to see boobs and asses, we all know where you can get them.
TEMASEK POLYTECHNIC!
HAHAHHAHA... YOU WERE THINKING PORN SITES RIGHT!!
Perverts.
Yes, you heard me right. Temasek Polytechnic. Listen up Mr Boo...
BOOSAMALIA! (heh..sorry i couldnt resist it again. =P)
okok seriously.. i'm sure MANY and i do mean MANY of you would have realized the state of our school's students now in tp. whorehouse man. Low cut dresses, high cut skirts. wah lao eh.
BUT WHOS COMPLAINING?
I'M NOT!
HAHAHAHA.
*dance around like a pro hip hop artist and proceeds to di ban dong zuo + spins around upside down*
*SLA..
*ducks the slap in a rapid robotic like motion and proceeds to do a robot dance*
YOU CAN'T SLAP ME BITCH!
*SPLASH*
ugh. rust. =(
I cried on saturday watching I Not Stupid Too. Amazing how it made me cry 5 times due to 5 different scenarios. I guess the issues were ones i could relate to. Thanks for taking the tears out. I needed it.
I'm sorry to you and I'm sorry to you too.
I'm sorry to you and I'm sorry to you too.
No amount of sorries can atone for my sins. I know that but I hope you four accept them.
I think i shall end here. Or sherry will kill me if i'm late for project meeting. Don't kill me sherry.. I'll sing you a song?
Tell me the tales that to me were so..
*SLAPS*
OUCH.
