A: Love it, Hate it.
by alano, the B.
The letter A shall be feared throughout half of the 18 year old population in Singapore as of tomorrow as it unleashes its fury and malice to all the JC students in this small little red dot we call a developed country; whether be it the infamous Junior College with its famous population of non-virgin students or the haughty and proud one with its array of Mercedes Benz and BMWs lined up around and within its school complex like a FBI style criminal arrest or that dream school of many perverts with its wonderful variety of short skirts and more short skirts. Tomorrow is the day where you will see how powerful the alphabet A is as it strikes immense fear into the hearts of all JC students; virgin, non-virgin, gay, lesbian or plain nerdy. Good luck to all my fellow sinners who have chosen this dark path. I'm glad i did not join you. *adds scene of me draped in black tuxedo with red collar put up across the back of my neck and sharp teeth gaping out of my blood filled mouth cackling sinisterly*
Halloween's already over, stupid.
Ok sorry.
Anyway, as mentioned above, the dreaded A Levels will knock on your parquet/metallic/plastic/wooden/concrete/acrylic/paper doors officially as of tomorrow for all my beloved JC friends whom i feel sorry for for living in this country which focuses so much on education and the whannots but still produces its fair share of idiots, stupid people and plain bastards. Anyway, hope you all get lots of A's for your A's! HAHA.
Sorry, i had to type that out. =D
If it makes any of you all feel better, poor old me will be starting school tomorrow after such a wonderful two months of fun, laughter, joy and sex. (OKOK, no sex, but can't you just let this little virgin prick feel happy bluffing himself for just one minute!!??!! Ugh.) Speaking of pricks, I really wonder whether my friend really has such a big _ _ _ _ for someone of such a small stature like himself and it really makes me wonder whether it really is true that God is fair by blessing him with such a huge, erm, dragon when his elder brother clearly has stolen much of the looks department's gene pool from his parents. Well, I clearly would rather not know whether it really is true that he is fricking 6.5 damn inches long (or more so he claims), unlike my very gay friend who is practically dying to erm, lick the lollipop.
I'm sorry for that very disturbing scene.
Anyway, before that very disturbing digression, as many of all you avid alano.blogspot.com readers would know (because basically the bulk of you are in the same damn school) I'll be starting school tomorrow and it sure doesn't help that we'll all be stuck in the same class for another semester! Well, this really doesn't mean that my class now is rubbish but all I'm saying is I would sell my ass for a new change of class. That is, if anyone is willing to buy it at all.
It shocks me to notice how quick some people are to have switched incompetent members of their project group even before school has started and I really enjoy looking at how all these politics and whatnots are staging itself infront of my very own eyes and I can't wait to see the drama unfold in my class when the first tutor asks the class to form a project group. Bring on the popcorn and coke and nachos and oreos and chicken wings and hotdogs and sashimi and watermelons.
Ok sorry again, too much food.
Note to self: I am getting lamer with each day spent cooped up at home.
So back to school, the sun, the sand and the wonderful people that I have not seen for close to 2 months. Another short semester to go before our attachment and I really really really hope to get into some damn good hotel like Ritz Carlton and the likes of it. (If you are a Ritz Carlton employee, or better still, top-notch manager or something, I LOVE RITZ CARLTON. =D)
Anyway, this is a very random blog post. Just updating about my life and nothing much has changed..
1. I am still a virgin.
2. I am still balding.
3. I am still single and desperate.
Thank You.
I miss You.
