LOL, I can't bliv ppl talk like this.
by alano, the hospital student
Yes, this is my second blog post of the day. If you notice it, then either
1. You are a stalker
or
2. You are damn bored and is camping at my blog and pressing the refresh button 24/7
Anyway yeah. Most of you all wouldn't notice that this is the second blog post of the day as the first one has been up for like what, barely a few hours? So this is the first time i'm posting twice in a day. Most often than not, i post like once every 2 weeks so it even amazes me how i can post twice in a day. Quick go buy 4d!
the number is. erm. erm. 5566.
Speaking of 5566, it reminds me of ocean ou. (K i know i know, there's absolutely no relation here. I'm just trying my best to link my topics K! Ugh.) Lol. Have you any idea how HANDSOME he looks? Woot. I can wank off just looking at his nostrils.
Anyway, I heard the Jay Chou album has some pretty nice songs, so i shall go and "buy" his songs later, online, if you get what i mean. =D
Actually what I want to talk about and what the title is all about is regarding this particular article I read in the Sunday Times (now, all you people who shriek and gasp at the meer mention of me reading the newspaper, GET OUT NOW. YES I DO READ THE NEWSPAPER.) Yeah anyway, this article talks about teenagers nowadays actually talking msn language. Like actually pronouncing words like LOL (for those who are mentally unfast, it would actually sound like how u would pronounce Lorl) Like ok, thats just plain stupid! Can you imagine the future with people talking like that? Man, the mouth would be as useful as that Home button on your keyboard (correct me if i am wrong, does anyone ever use that button?) so anyway ya. I canNOT imagine what the world would be like when you tell a joke to your friend and he says LOL instead of laughing. Now what the f_ck is the world coming to? Oh no, i should say "W T F is the world coming to?"
Stupid kids
Speaking of stupid kids, why are there still people in education-is-the-most-important-thing-in-this-country-Singapore who still think that Hospitality and Tourism Management is a diploma about Managing tourists and hospitals!?! Like what the hell!? If i could say it in your face, it would sound something like this. "LORL, W T H you talking about?" Ugh, what good has education done to you if you don't even have common sense. Ok, I know some people wouldn't exactly know what Hospitality means, but HELLO, why would you be studying how to manage tourists coming into hospitals? Two words for you peabrains! -
COMMON SENSE!.
BaaH.
Anyway, I am sure every single one of you reading my blog do not belong to the pathetic group of people up there that i have mentioned. If you are smart enough to type alano.blogspot.com on your browser address bar, I am sure you can differentiate your Hospitalitys from your Hospitals. Anyway, It has come to my notice that over the years since alano.blogspot.com was born (I am the father AND the mother, don't ask me how. If you want, I can show you. Please book a slot with me by smsing A L A N Your Name, Your IC number and the time and place. Only applicable to females and no, no matter what they say, gays are NOT females. Thank You.) many of you have kindly pointed out that you all like my style of writing and like to read my blog. Thank you for the compliment and I am grateful for your everlasting support and praise.
Speaking of praise, as i was enjoying listening to the mp3s in my computer, this song Still started to play. As some of you would have noticed, Still is a praise and worship song and this was the song that touched my heart and brought me to God and still amazingly does the magic still. I started to sing together (the horrors, how glad are you that you are not my sister/brother/roommate and that you will never live to hear this scene.) with the singer and I cried. No matter what some of you may think, I still hold myself as a Christian. It's my promise to God and what have you got to do with my relationship with Jesus?
Shoo.
Anyway, today i wondered: If i had a sister, how would she look like? Considering that I am so ugly and horny, I think she would be an Ugly Ah Lian. Thank God i'm the only child. Sorry to have put that thought in your mind.
Damn, by the time i type finish this post, it's already Monday.
Bleah.
