Hairy Potter and The Adventures of the Kiasu MRT Commuter
by alano, the one cho chang loves.
Once again, I will start of yet another post with sincere apologies to my beloved beautiful avid readers and i'm utterly sorry for not updating my blog for such a long time. School's been hell, not literally of course but yeah. And the other day i posted two posts k! HA!
Ok nvm.
Never update means never update k, u whore. Due to overwhelming requests and threats to cut off a certain anatomy of my beautiful slim and sexy body if i do not update my blog, here it is!
=D
Finally, after 5 days of non-stop action from waking up at 7 to ending school at 6, here i am sitted on this 5 year old blue office chair in my beautiful room. Talking about that, I think i should do my room for facilities management field assignment. As my room is a hospitality facility which is part of my bed and breakfast package which includes a one night stay in my spacious room on my cosy and relaxing bed with a sumptous breakfast awaiting you when the radiant sun shines on you in the morning after, I shall use my room for facility management field assignment. Anyway for the package above, it is selling at a special price of $1.55 only for now till 30 December 2000056781. Hurry! Limited time only. Terms and Conditions Apply*
(*only applicable to females)
Thank you, please book your timeslots by calling me at Kyuu Ichi Nana Ichi no Ichi Nana Ichi Go.
HAHA. My phone number sounds nice in Jap ryt! Woo. *jumps around and does a cartwheel, which obviously i can't do in real life so WHY DONT U JUST LET ME DO IT IN CYBERSPACE U IDIOT! bah! *
Ok, all the above shit has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with the topic i'm talking about today, as usual, as i always digress soooooooooooo much.
As i mentioned earlier, having been going to school for 9am lessons everyday, I have been so very lucky to have the honour to squeeze my small puny almost non-existent (but sexy!) butt amongst the many office ladies and fat men in high pleated pants and white socks with black shoes and all these idiotic people who call themselves adults are so selfish and kiasu it's like winning 4D when you get to plonk your big fat hairy butt on that lone seat in the middle of the carriage that you have been eyeing on even before the doors have opened. Then you proceed to smile in jubilation and pride at the losers around you who arrive 0.59 seconds late and lost the seat to you because either your butt is bigger than theirs or your ego is so much bigger than your butt. And i'm pretty sure half of them are parents themselves and by showcasing this abhorent behavior in public, i'm sure you're qualified to teach your kids what is right and what is wrong. Fuck those bitches and fatass men who did not give your seat up to the poor pregnant lady. I hope you get raped when you are photocopying materials in your office and then when you are pregnant, realise how idiotic you have been and in case i get flamed for being sexist(how would i know whether the Check Blog Everyday for Racists, Sexists and Exorcists Department in the Ministry of ChoBo-ness are mostly female or not ryt.), I hope you fatass men too get a particular part of your male anatomy chopped off to make badminton racket handles. Then now you can sit your fatass, without the dick of course, on that nice little space meant for the disabled.
Ah, that feels better.
Tomorrow will be an exciting day hopefully as I will be out with my beloved 'Boss' Mr. Leung on a Wine and Cheese Tasting Session with my wonderful mates and friends and hope it's fun. Till then i'm shagged out so i think i shall go and have a shag.
Ciao!
