You're My Golden Arrowana
by alano, the silver pufferfish.
Lolz. No, that's way too gross and disturbing.
*HAIR FROM ALL OVER THE BODY STANDS OUT SHARP AND TALL*
That was a bad start to this blogpost.
Anyway, sorry to all devoted alano.blogspot.com readers who have been thinking why the hell i have not posted any new posts or where the hell i've been to, seek solace in knowing that no i have not gone to hell nor heaven nor italy nor arizona nor the deep blue sea, i was just..... lazy. hohoho.
No really, but seriously, another reason why i have not blogged was because i did not have any inspiration as to what to post on my blog so while having a hot steamy bath just now (sadly, alone, with no hot steamy girls beside me, but only my right hand.hoho) I suddenly had inspiration to blog; as if it was destined by God's will that i had to blog today. So here i am, after the 'divine' intervention, blogging to you all right now.
Which brings me to the topic today: "You're my golden arrowana" Many people would have found this verse familiar.
Hmmm, where have i seen it before?
Argh, where where. Freak, i just can't recall.
Ugh.. was it on somebody's blog? nonono.. aem aem..
Now now now let me save you from this mind boggling task and just tell you who belongs to this verse, it is non other than........ the person many people would think is my gay partner considering we are seen possessing strong inseperability trades( i do study! =P) and many a few would really believe that and in any case, by doing so, jeopardize my chances scoring with any chicks. DARN YOU PEOPLE!
Yeah sorry for the emotional outburst. Yes yes yes, it is none other than Jodin Nathaniel Choo Xing Wei. Nonono, sorry for the typo error; Jodin Natanyaiel Choo Xing Wei. Hurhur.
As some would have known, others still kept in the blue, our Mr " Singing Genius whom i'm freaking jealous of due to his damn nice voice and i wish i could have been born with the same voice as his" has snagged the Lead Actor role of this coming November's TP Musical. Come to think of it, i was supposed to go join the auditions with him too. Now, can you imagine if i had done so. Oh man, i would be cast as the tree, or if i was lucky, get to show at least my face as a passerby. Maybe, i would be cast as Jodin's hand, which is actually a very IMPORTANT AND GOOD ROLE to be cast as, well i would not tell you why, go support him at the musical for goodness sake to know why! Hurhur.
Anyway enough of the crap, now to the scandal. That's what you all want to hear don't you. Well i don't disappoint my guests! So having cracked your brains thinking why am i talking about Jodin here? Who the hell is golden arrowana? What the hell is happening? Why am i here reading this stupid blog? Well fret not, i shall lay down the story to you!
BEHOLD! THE SCANDAL! (Jodin, you may not want to continue reading past this line. Don't say i didn't warn you!)
*changes to a gossipy auntie at the marketplace persona*
Well actually hor Jodin had snapped up a damn nice golden arrowana at the TP Musical Marketplace. Beating thousands of other kiasu aunties vying to buy the beautiful and delicious looking fish, Jodin snatched the arrowana from under everybody's hands and apparently, is head over heels with this new catch of his. Beaming proudly and happily at this new catch, he found himself obsessed with this beautiful golden fish. Swimming sexily through and fro the tank flirting with him with her every move, he simply melted in her arms, i mean fins. Apparently, something fishy, literally, is going on at the moment between him and his golden arrowana. Hmmmm.. I shan't disclose too much here. Muahaha. I shall leave you all here to think and imagine what is going on.
Stay tuned for more fishy news of Jodin Natanyaiel and his Golden Arrowana!
Hmm, having said that, i think i shall post a picture of his Golden Arrowana, now that would be fun wouldn't it. Muahahhahaha, i'm loving this. So here goes!!!:
haha. gotcha. Nah, that's not his Golden Arrowana. That's actually a clip from Mel's blog, which brings me to the next story.
First and foremost, congratulations to Mel for joining the blogging community! Of course, who can resist having a blog now and find him or herself losing out to even a TAS lecturer, who has a blog too! Hmm, who is it? Well i shan't tell you who he is but he looks like a penguin. Hahahaha. Sorry sir! I couldn't help it. Really.
Anyway, don't you people actually find that picture scary when it first loads up on Mel's blog? I was freaked out of that pic when Gayna told me of the blog. The girl looks like a monster with the chocolate all over the toothless BIG mouth. Hurhur. Nah that description's too long. I shall find a word to replace "a monster with the chocolate all over the toothless BIG mouth."
Ahh! The girl looks like ....... Gayna!
hoho. i'm so freaking dead.
So having said that, I shall share with you people my coursework grades! Apparently, since Secondary School, this poor desperate baizhanji has been stuck with a curse! The B Curse! No, i don't have a boob, nor is it B Cup. I'm talking about my results you dirty minded freak! I have ALWAYS been getting Bs for most of my shit. ZZZ. When will that end. Hope i can get an A for Culinary Science, and i should be assured that i have an A for Accounts. (right, A for accounts! get the joke! wahahhaa. eh not funny.) Kk anyway hope i do well for my papers which is like next week and apparently going by the situation now, seems seemingly impossible considering
1. I have not studied yet.
2. I am a lazy ass.
3. I'm an ROddict.
4. I'm gay
Nah just kidding bout the last point. Hurhur. Speaking of gays,
WHAT'S WITH GAYS BEING ATTRACTED TO ME AND ME HAVING GAY APPEAL AND ALL!??freak.
This cold kitchen GAY chef at RASA Sentosa apparently finds me cute and asked for my name, according to Carolyn. Now thanks for sharing that with me, i'm sure i won't be disturbed by that and his constant lustful stares at me while i was shaking my ass cooking laksa during deployment.
Why oh why, do i look so gay!
hohoho. having said that, i shall do some advertising and promotions for this wonderful place i went yesterday. ( haha, i sound as if i get 51957105701 hits a day on my blog and that i'm a wonderful place for advertising promotions) Yeah, apparently read on 8 Days and saw the news about this cafe that lets you play board games, card games etc while eating, having a drink etc and there's people teaching you how to play the games and they have like a few hundred differnt kind of games ranging from the normal popular ones like RISK and MONOPOLY to games that lets you play as fellow mice competing for cheese, explorers at a haunted mansion whom one gets possessed and tries to kill the rest, competing as canoes grabbing jewels while the running rapids threaten to throw you down the river (the river, the river, the fast and flowing river! with a push and a pull and a mighty storm, i'll throw you down the river! ha, sorry couldn't help it.) Yeah anyway what they do also breaks the thoughts of people thinking games are only for geeks/guys/gays/nerds/boring people/wankers/freaks. Yeah, Jasmine and Angel joined me, Tat and Jodin Natanyaiel for a wonderful time at Settler's Cafe. Do visit, or if you're interested i can bring you there and i assure you WILL have a wonderful time, i can even guarantee you that with a money back guarantee!
www.settlerscafe.com
So this shall seal of today's hearty portion of alano.blogspot.com Please still do support me and i promise i'll blog more often now that i'm going to rot my virgin body at home more often.
I shall end with this thought of mine.
Why don't people believe I'm a freaking virgin?
